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New Dwarf Fortress is out

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 10:25:36 -0400

Awesomecast

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:28:27 -0400

Gamersiwthjobs is one of the best gaming podcasts out there, and this week’s episode has a terrific discussion about, as they call it, the cross-pollination of pen-and-paper roleplaying and videogames. It’s well worth listening to, especially the part about the limits of MMORPGs and online gaming.

The most boring announcement ever

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:19:52 -0400

www.dragonage.bioware.com

Look, I’m going to be honest. Dragon Age sounds great. The pedigree is awesome. I love Bioware games. But jesus christ you have to do better than this. A video on SpikeTV? At 1:00 AM? Fucking 1:00 AM IN THE MORNING? I’m asleep then! Just put the damn video on your splash-page and be done with it.

Seriously… I mean, I fucking F5ed all day for this shit?

Also - Dragon Age: Origins? That’s your title? Is this game about a sweaty neard convention? Can one of the perks be +1 to deodorant?

Starcraft II looks really boring

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:05:00 -0400

From Blizzard’s FAQ on the SC2 website:

How will StarCraft II be different from StarCraft?

StarCraft II will run on a vibrant new 3D-graphics engine that will be capable of rendering beautiful landscapes as well as massive individual units and army sizes.

We’re also introducing a number of distinct new units to the Protoss, Terran, and Zerg, and even some of the familiar units that return in StarCraft II will have new tricks up their sleeves, which will give the game its own unique flavor.

In addition, Battle.net will be overhauled with some new and exciting features to enhance online play and competition, while the campaign will also offer some unique aspects for players who enjoy single-player content. We’ll have more details on all these aspects in the months to come.

I am so excited about these new 3D graphic things! And new units! Wee!

So basically SC2 is a glorified expansion pack. How fresh. I guess this post makes up for me defending Diablo III.

Is Blizzard too conservative?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:25:00 -0400

In an otherwise laudatory post, Fallout 3 producer Ashely Cheng bemoans Blizzard’s decision to “stay on the conservative side of game design” with Diablo 3 and Starcraft 2. I think this is a pretty interesting assertion that deserves some exploration. Is Blizzard too conservative?

My immediate reaction is yes, Blizzard is too conservative. This was the first thing I thought when Starcraft 2 was unveiled, and I think most people would agree that whether SC2 is fun or not, Dawn of War 2 will likely be a far more innovative (and dare I say, interesting) product.

Blizzard is in a unique position: they are almost universally praised for their excellent games and their headquarters happens to be stationed directly above one of the largest money pits in the contiguous 48. Once propelled into action (and who knows what dark forces can move a behemoth such as Blizzard to begin production on another addictive goody), they make some of the best, most polished, and most fun games around. And everyone knows it.

To get that kind of reputation, however, you have to make great games. And when you make a great game, no one wants it to change. And thus, the paradox: you’re Blizzard; you have the resources to make your wildest dreams true, and yet you’re yoked to your franchises. Wild and brilliant design innovations are lurking in nearly every brain working at Blizzard, Inc., but those brains are chained to the past. After all, the past is where the moneyhats come from.

But I’m going to take the other side when it comes to Diablo III; the game looks like much more of the same on the surface, but I think there’s a lot of new and interesting things going on under the hood. Shacknews’s Nick Breckon has a great feature up about what we know so far about the game, and some of the information that’s been revealed is remarkably forward-looking.

One of the most interesting things is this:

A new “Adventure” system will power randomly generated scripted events. An example provided was an area the player would come across, such as an old abandoned house, that may have a story behind it and enemies to dispatch.

This strikes me as a huge, huge undertaking, but procedural quest generation are pretty clearly where the RPG genre will be moving soon, and it’s pretty awesome that Blizzard is taking the lead here. This is the kind of thing that Toady is currently doing in Dwarf Fortress and even in its current simple form it’s quite compelling.

Neither Diablo III nor Starcraft 2 are close to being released, so perhaps Ashely Cheng is right and Blizzard is being too conservative. My take on it, though, is that while Cheng is undeniably correct about SC2, Diablo III may end up containing some very innovative elements.

Is Ninja Gaiden 2 Tomb Raider (with more blood)?

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 16:04:00 -0400

I’ve been playing Ninja Gaiden 2, which is a very good game ( so far, at least ), and it’s occured to me that it’s really engaging not only my action gamer side of the brain but also my explorer side. The exploration is kind of a meta-game - NG2’s geography is almost entirely linear, and while there are lots of nice vistas there is rarely any discovery in terms of landscape - and this meta-game emerges as an exploration of behavior.

And there’s ninjas, so we’re talking extremely violent behavior.

Exploration of adversary behavior is something that’s been present in games, and particularly the adventure and fighting genres, for a long time. It started with sidescrollers like Mega Man and the original Ninja Gaiden, where enemies followed dependable and often limited patterns, with bosses exhibiting behavior that was somewhat more complex. So in this way, NG2 is a throwback.

What differentiates the game from its earlier brethren, and this was present in the XBox game as well, although not quite to this degree, is that nearly every enemey has some sort of interesting behavioral quirk to discover. It’s this aspect of the game more than any other that makes me interested in the series. And, tangentially, makes it the most interesting modern action game out there for me.

Also, ninja dogs that throw knives at you. That’s funny.

It occurs to me that this kind of interesting adversary behavior is something that is lacking in a lot of other genres - especially RPGs. Japanese ones tend to do this a little bit better, but one thing that whole genre could get better at, and as a consequence become more interesting, is investing more in interesting artificial intelligence for baddies.

A nugget of Dragon Age info

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 17:28:00 -0400

Remember Dragon Age, Bioware’s gritty PC-exclusive take on fantasy roleplaying? It’s okay if you don’t, because we haven’t heard anything about it for quite awhile, but there’s a tiny bit about it in a Sonic RPG interview up at Gamasutra:

Did you adapt the BioWare dialogue tool? I saw it demonstrated at Austin GDC.

MD: We’re actually not using the one that was used for Mass Effect, because the Mass Effect one is really designed to do cinematic conversations. This is moving away, because it’s not really practical for us to do cinematic conversations, so we’re using a version of the dialogue tool that was developed for Dragon Age, where it’s able to deal with more traditional style of storytelling.

Now, Dragon Age has since layered on something like what Mass Effect has, in order to tell a much more cinematic story, but we don’t need that here, so we’ve got a traditional BioWare-style conversation system without the additional trappings of a complicated cinematic system.

It’s not at all surprising that Dragon Age is using Mass Effect’s awesome conversation interface, because it ruled. If I worked at Bioware that thing would be on everything from the vending machines to the elevators. But it’s nice to know that things are still progressing.

Soren Johnson vs. Jeff Green

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:54:56 -0400

Here is a great Soren Johnson interview on 1up, where he talks about Spore, the PC Market, and other things.

In some ways I’m still very unclear about the “game” part of Spore. Obviously there’s a game in there, but how constrained will it be? Will the constraints necessary for the game thematically detract from the freedom of the editor, or will they work well together?

Is Spore hot coffee waiting to spill?

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:53:00 -0400

People are already creating amazing things with the Spore creature creator (I realise this isn’t the best example of something amazing, but damn it I loved that game), stuff that probably even the most forward-thinking smartey-pants at Maxis never dreamed of.

People are also, of course, making penis monsters and walking, yelping goatsecx dolls. And, trust me, creations that are far more vile.

Is this going to be an issue? The creator is so wide open that, to anyone in the know at least, it won’t seem like a big deal - it would be like taking Autodesk to task for a creation in 3DS Max - but will the world at large, and I mean the press here, mostly, see it that way?

Basically what I’m saying is, when a nutty political blog starts posting pictures of the Spore creature that’s a black man hanging from a tree, are people going to be outraged?

Sporations

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:37:00 -0400

So the Spore Creature Creator is out, and everyone is playing Dr. Frankenstein. Here are some of my favorites so far:

First of all, one of mine - the Sharkomonster. That .png at the bottom, by the way, is all you need to load up Mr. Sharkomonster into your own Creature Creator:

One thing that becomes immediately apparent when messing around with Spore is that making cute monsters (ala Monsters Inc.) is pretty easy, especially with the googly eyes. The stark, biological realism of the Spore shown at GDC in 2005 seems to be mostly gone.

I took a bike ride this weekend. It had stormed the previous night, and one section of the bike path...

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:10:47 -0400

I took a bike ride this weekend. It had stormed the previous night, and one section of the bike path was covered in mud at least an inch high. When I saw it, I briefly panicked; I’m not very skilled as a rider, and I wasn’t sure if I should push through the thick muddy path, which might lead to a sliding bike and getting very muddy as I fell into the brown muck, or if I should get off my bike and walk it through(riding on the nearby grass was not an option, as it was probably worse than the path). I decided to bike through, and after a few seconds recognized that I had made a poor decision: my tires picked up large globules of mud and embedded them into the treads, my bike began to swerve as it lost traction, and I was getting very muddy. I changed my mind and walked my bike off the path. My shoes nearly came off my feet as I pulled myself over the muddy trail.

Both I and my bike were covered in mud. It was caked all over the bike – in the brakes, the spokes, the chain – it sprayed all about me as I rode on further, staining my jeans and backpack in brown inkblot.

I’ve never been much of an outdoors person, but I found the experience immensely satisfying. Sometimes it’s fun to get dirty: a lesson many kids learn when they’re four, but apparently I forgot. And not only that, but the interaction of my bike in the mud and water, the way it caked onto the frame, the spray of it as the moving parts of my bike repeatedly careened against the buildup, it all made me think of how far games still have to go in terms of simulating something that even faintly approximates the complex interactions of physical objects in the real world.

This was an exciting revelation. The truth is that games don’t model things all that realistically right now, especially when it comes to physical bodies of different composition meeting up in space. Think about it: there’s no processor or supercomputer on Earth that could reliably model the elaborate back and forth of interactions that occurred on my bike ride. But these kinds of things will be modeled, maybe not now, maybe not in the next ten years, but it will happen. That’s exciting, especially because of what it means for gaming.

Perfect facsimiles of the real world aren’t necessary to have fun or to make a good game – it’s been proven over and over that complexity does not necessarily equate to better games. But what it does do is open up possibilities, much in the way that the steadily growing trend of games based entirely around physics have changed the ways we think of games and gameplay. The future is bright. I’m excited.

The Drubbing

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:39:29 -0400

May NPD numbers:

Hardware numbers:

Wii - 675,100 units
Nintendo DS - 452,600 units
PlayStation 3 - 208,700 units
Xbox 360 - 186,600 units
PSP - 182,300 units

Oh hey, the Wii is still kicking everyone’s ass into outer space. More interesting are the software numbers, where we see that both the 360 and PS3 have only two(!) software titles in the top 20. The Wii has a bunch.

It must feel shitty to be racing to #2. And make no mistake, the Wii is competing in exactly the same market as the PS3 and 360 - and it’s hurting both their hardware and software sales.

I wonder how long it will be until that MS nunchuk comes out?

Important announcement

Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:26:46 -0400

Stop saying that Spore has been in development for eons. It hasn’t been. It’s been in development since 2000, yes, but most of that development has consisted of working on the procedural generation and that was done by a very small group of people. Development in earnest probably began sometime around 2004. 4 years is not that long for a AAA game.

Dawn of War 2

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:56:49 -0400

I am excited. 1up has a preview of Relic’s Dawn of War 2 up (and supposedly a podcast coming soon with impressions) and I really like the direction they’re going. They’re personalizing the game, adding in RPG elements like consistently identifiable commanders, drops, and persistent squads, all wrapped up in a Mass Effect-esque barrito of main and side quests which can be accessed from the starship your commandos ride around on. It all sounds awesome.

These kinds of additions to the genre are what I’ve been clamoring for. I guess I’m going to be getting a new computer for this. Damnable RTSes.

Sleight of hand

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:12:12 -0400

I just can’t get into card games. As a much younger man, I played Magic: The Gathering until the sun came up, but ever since then, and because of those experiences, collectable card games have always had a certain funk on them that has made me perpetually apprehensive about the card mechanic.

So I’m a bit dismayed that Solium Infernum sounds so fucking awesome. It’s basically a strategy game where you vie for the control of Hell as some kind of infernal prince, using guile or strategy to win the most heinous throne. And it’s multiplayer, and it has play-by-email, which is perfect when you’re like me and you can’t get more than two gamers together to save your life. So that’s all great, right? But there’s this card game mechanic sitting right in the middle of it, and that bugs me. Apparently the cards are less important than they were in Armageddon Empires, which is good but still… collectable card games. Ew.

Another Spore trailer

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:28:00 -0400

More Spore.

I can’t wait to slip that hot creature creator into my hard drive.

Happy trails

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 10:19:00 -0400

Unless you’re out of work or a college student, you probably don’t have all the time you want to play games. Lo! I offer succor for your discontent, in the form of videos about games.

The 1up network has a new show called RSVP. It’s modeled off that Dinner for Five program and features Valve’s Erik Wolpaw, the guy who worked on Everyday Shooter, and another guy who heads up the Sony studio Pixeljunk. You know, I’ve never know what RSVP stands for. Apparently it means “”Répondez s’il vous plaît,” a prayer written in the damnable language of the druids. Or French. One of those.

Here is a Street Fighter IV video. If you turn off the sound you might make it all the way through!

And here we have a video from the Spore creature creator, in which the 1up crew makes a Seymour-esque plant monster. In case you haven’t heard, Spore is going to be awesome.

Lastly, we have a Bionic Commando video which makes swinging around the devestated ruins of fictionville look pretty fun.

Thanks to Gamevideos and Gametrailers for the sloppy wet kisses of consumable video content.

Penny Arcade overload

Fri, 30 May 2008 14:51:40 -0400

OK this is the last post about Penny Arcade for awhile, but I found this cool podcast where the PA guys play Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition with a DM from Wizards of the Coast, and it’s just too cool and funny not to share.

Rain-slick precipice of darkness update

Fri, 30 May 2008 09:42:19 -0400

I said yesterday that I wasn’t sure about the combat - I am now sure. The battles in this game are very good.

Penny Arcade: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness (whew): initial impressions: X: 2: gaiden

Thu, 29 May 2008 16:12:00 -0400

So I downloaded the new Penny Arcade game yesterday, and like many I imagine, I was struck by how good the thing is. It shouldn’t be good! This is where those loud-mouthed big-word-using web-comic-making game critics get their utlimate come-uppence, right? Actually, I like Penny Arcade, so I never wished them any ill will. But it takes a certain confidence to make a game just because you have a successful web-comic about games, or just because you’re rich and popular. Who are they to make a game?

Apparently, they’re good game designers, because so far, it’s damned good.

The game is very writerly; I append that adjective in the kindest manner possible. Besides a bit of initial spoken narrative, there’s a lot of reading to be had here, whether it’s bits of dialogue between characters or descriptions of items in the environment. The game is also presented in the context of a comic strip; movement from one part of a level to the next is done by “changing panels,” at which point the characters are transported to the next panel in a strip, which can therefore change perspectives and locations. It’s a bit difficult to describe and it works very well in practice. The battle system seems cool, but I haven’t put in enough time to make any kind of quality judgement about it.

Like a new book or CD, sometimes you just know when you first press start that a game is going to hook you, that there’s something there that’s enticing and that you have to coax it out. This game is actually making me take a break from GTA IV.